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Old Aug 22, 2005, 05:47 PM // 17:47   #161
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Nearly piss*d myself laughing at this one - very funny.
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Old Aug 22, 2005, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #162
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#12: You grab a sword and run around the neighborhood yelling "I am using Sever Artery on Mr Smith!" as you attack them.
Er - this one.
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Old Aug 23, 2005, 10:51 AM // 10:51   #163
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BUMP!!! THIS IS A GODLY THREAD AND I SHALL NOT LET IT DIE!!!
...when u....errrr......when u fail to come up with ideas 4 this thread.... ur not getting enuf guildwars....
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Old Aug 23, 2005, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #164
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When you are walking in the city and a goth wants to start a fight with you, then you say "Yeah right, necros suck at pvp". XD
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Old Aug 23, 2005, 01:49 PM // 13:49   #165
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Great one Armada! best one yet
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Old Aug 23, 2005, 02:59 PM // 14:59   #166
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-When you get an Err=7, and you post on GWG titled "HELP ERR=7, Refreshing every 10 secs to see if others are going through withdrawals, hoping that its not something with your connection.


Enough said.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 12:03 AM // 00:03   #167
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Question Too much GW?? Is that possible??

You know you play too much GW when....
You find yourself chatting with the Henchies!
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 06:24 AM // 06:24   #168
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when all u have in ur WMP are gw files and songs
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 06:48 AM // 06:48   #169
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When u work only to save money and ebay
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 09:54 AM // 09:54   #170
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Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang
When pressing the "start" button in Windows shows your most commonly used applications:
Internet Explorer
Guildwars
Teamspeak
Paint
Lol I know this is a really old post but.....

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Old Aug 24, 2005, 10:27 AM // 10:27   #171
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Rofl, nice
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 10:58 AM // 10:58   #172
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You Play to much GW if you get depresed for deleting your PvP character, who actully had 3 sigils in his inventory. ( man.. that was a bad day)

You play to much GW If you learn a new language just to get into this awesome Über guild

You play to much GW if a Girl comes up and asks you out, and you request her rank first.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 11:24 AM // 11:24   #173
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when your walking along and you think someone is behind you so you mentally try to push Z to look behind you. Dont ask what i was thinking!
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #174
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You know you play too much guildwars when everytime you walk into a room or building you ask the nearest person if it's the hall of heroes. If they reply no you instantly scream ALT+F4 FOR GUILD STATS until everyone leaves.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 06:00 PM // 18:00   #175
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you know you play too much Guild war when

???) you wake up screaming in the middle of the night "Wait for energy!!!"
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 10:43 PM // 22:43   #176
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you have more than 1 good build ready for pvp
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 10:47 PM // 22:47   #177
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You get in a fight with a kid at school and he starts running so you laugh at him for letting you get critical hits.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 11:16 PM // 23:16   #178
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You know you've been playing too much Guild Wars when...

* unborn babies are classed as pre-searing.
* you walk into an electrical store and call targets on the stuff you want.
* on someone's 20th birthday you send them a 'Happy Ascension' card.
* you point at another person and expect to be automatically guided to him.
* you buy something and try selling it on for a hundred times the original price.
* you call your group of friends your Guild.
* when you go out, you refer to yourself as a PUG.
* you mistake your jewellery for Signets.
* when you're fed up with life you can just switch character.
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Old Aug 25, 2005, 04:42 AM // 04:42   #179
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you come to this thread everyday , cose you cant play GW at work
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Old Aug 25, 2005, 06:43 AM // 06:43   #180
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when you go out with friends and say to your selfe : why didnt i stay at home playing guildwars.
Not only that, but I told my friends I had college work and couldn't go out. Just to stay home and play guild wars.

I can't believe how many of the things mentioned apply to me. I have complained to my friends about the GW economy, and I told my one friend to get his major in economics so he could help me decide when to buy and sell rare materials.

You've uninstalled other programs to make space for future updates and screenshots.
Your desktop is a picture of your own character (or a screenshot of guildwars).
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